This site needs a slogan. It's name is rather blah, a simple statement of fact. Via Bigwig, of Silflay Hraka, I stumbled into The Advertising Slogan Generator. Let us see how it does:
First try, “Oscar Jr. Just Feels Right.” Well, that's not true -- I don't feel right at all tonight.
Let's sloganize again. "Nothing Sucks Like An Oscar Jr." Hmph.
"Gonna Be a While? Grab an Oscar Jr." Interesting. I might be able to live with this one.
"Let The Oscar Jr. Take The Strain." I don't know.
Another try: "Absolut Oscar Jr." I like it, but it will probably get me a trademark violation complaint.
"Take Two Bottles into the Oscar Jr.?" I detect a pattern here. Does the Sloganizer know me?
Last try: "Oscar Jr. Really Satisfies." I doubt that it's true, but I like it -- bingo.
Do any of these really work? Anyone willing to sloganize a better one? Ah, random nonsense weblog content, it's the wave of the future.
Hey, maybe that should be my slogan?
Posted by oscarjr at January 29, 2003 08:59 PM | TrackBackUmm, thanks, Bigwig. A trademark violation complaint and an increased dorkiness quotient, all in one! (As if I needed that...)
What does this Block IP button do, again?
Posted by: Oscar Jr. at 04:06 PM