Are you tired of the (largely-justified) triumphalism of the warbloggers?
Are you turned-off by the foul language and moral equivalence of the "anti-war" blogs that fret about lost freedoms and human rights while supporting dictatorial regimes?
Then you may want these links:
Parody? Here's a great article in the American Journalism Review, and Osama praises Allah for the brief mention of his Islamic ji-blog not too far into the story. Only one question: why does she call this a parody? Osama works hard to fill his blog with serious comments on the jihad against the infidels!Osama asks your forgiveness for his near month-long absence. Do you know how hard it is to find Internet access in the wilds of eastern Pakistan?
Perhaps unsurprising, this blog has not been updated in awhile.
There are fewer bombs falling tonight. This would seem to vindicate my brilliant strategy: If I simply waited long enough, the dirt dwelling invaders were bound to run out of bombs!
This post is dated tomorrow, proving, once-and-for-all, that Saddam is dead. It may be maintained by one of the many Saddam-imposters, or by denizen-of-tomorrow, Tim Blair.
Finally, we have Kim Jong Il (the illmatic)'s LiveJournal:
My internet connection is getting spotty, which sucks. I’m the only one who has broadband in the whole country so it’s not like there’s a tech support person I can just call up. I guess I could fix it myself, I mean I did invent the internet but sometimes I forget how it works.My understanding of it is that DSL modems have little monkeys inside that fill little baskets with information. When your connection goes down it means the monkeys are tired. Little bastards! They don’t know the meaning of *juche.* I am leaving unwrapped bananas on top of the modem so the scent will motivate them.
I have to go, I’m planning the kidnapping of Bobby Flay and Julia Child. I will force them to mate. Write more later.
Get your Axis-of-Evil news direct! And, if anyone knows of any Ayatollah blogs, please let me know. I'm pretty sure all of these sites are legitimate, but, for all I know, they may actually be Ken Layne productions.
Update: Curious, I tried http://www.ayatollah.blogspot.com/:
Finally, I jumped on the band wagon and made a blog. Today was a truly fucked up day. I ain't gonna get all annoying and shit like Prana/pika! with my girl shit but here it goes. My girl, Vicky, who I've been going with since December and I have been going through some shit these past two weeks because she heard I was cheating on her. She has a bad ass attitude and I put up with alot of shit. So she called me last Friday and we started arguing, I was like "Man, I can't take this no more. F*ck you hoe" then hung up. April 24th, her birthday. My homeboys was clowning her and shit because she was standing alone like usual at lunch. I called her afterschool and tried to wish her Happy Birthday, but as usual she had a pissy attitude and didn't say shit to me except "Thank you". Anyway, off the subject of the bitch.
I might be wrong, but I don't think this one is legitimate.
(Sorry, mom!)
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