Oscar Jr. Was Here

Hmmmm...I thought you were Puce...or maybe you're me and I'm Treacher. As for a. beam, still wondering who that is ... but I have my suspicions.

I think it's "Seanbaby" from Portal of Evil... the syntax reminds me of "Miguel" from his "Fat Chicks in Party Hats" site...

Eureka, I've got it! It's Glenn Reynolds after one too many puppy shakes.

I think it's a.beam, but I'm not completely sure. The only thing I know for certain is that I wish I had thought of it first--it is a beautiful satire, and I can't wait to see who it is.

bert:

I'd love to claim to be Puce, but it takes a special sort of genius to write like that. The puppy-shake idea may have some merit, though.

joel:

Hmmm, maybe. Nope, it's Ken Layne.

zombyboy:

See above, although nobody agrees with me. Then again, A. Beam is also Layne, if you ask me (and you didn't.)