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April 26, 2003

International Monkey Assassin Organization News

The ever-innovative Frank J. of IMAO has developed a new strategy for determing which sites to include on his blogroll. (I really enjoy reading Silent Running, so I voted for "Link the blog only so it can be ceremoniously delinked later." I find the anticipation of delinking makes life more fun.) As usual, the monkey is winning.

Next, he's spreading more filthy lies about the Instapundit. Excerpt:

Make sure the press knows, because I want the first line of any story about blogs to be, "The most popular blog, Instapundit.com, is run by an evil man who blends puppies and murders hobos as part of a satanic ritual. That's why more people are going to IMAO.us which is run by Frank J., a man who loves puppies, denounces Satan, and has never done anything worse to a hobo than give one a minor concussion."

Finally, he's getting frustrated, and threatening to get new readers.

BTW, I keep hearing from people saying that they just heard about my blog. Why doesn't everyone know? Aren't you readers e-mailing everybody about me, and chastising any blog that doesn't have a link to me?

Between your lack of promotion and voting for the monkey, I'm starting to think of getting new readers.

I think that's enough Frank J. for today. Unless he posts something more.

Posted by oscarjr at April 26, 2003 12:15 PM | TrackBack
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