I think Frank J.'s Bite-Sized Wisdom posts are almost as funny as his In My World posts (of which this is my current favorite). Excerpts:
* I ended up getting that Zatoichi sword. I didn't play with it much yesterday since I wasn't feeling well, but I found out that if you're practicing throwing something in the air and cutting it in two, an orange is too messy... especially in the living room (I had to clean orange juice off the miniblinds). I think I'll stick to apples. BTW, if there is a slowdown in blogging, it's probably from a loss of fingers.
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* To all military readers of this site: get off your damn asses and kill some terrorists. What are you doing surfing the net when there are still people out there in need of killing! Hey, my tax dollars pay your measly salary, so get to it!
Feel better soon, Frank J.!
Posted by oscarjr at August 19, 2003 09:00 PM | TrackBack