Oscar Jr. Was Here

Purity of Essence

Yesterday, I watched Dr. Strangelove for the first time and then lost all my change to Oscar in a friendly game of poker. This morning, I woke up from a horrible nightmare in which Wesley Clark was President and my Grover doll was VP. In the nightmare, we bombed Russia, the Doomsday Machine ended the world, and my boyfriend left me because I'd voted for Clark. My Grandmother would tell me that I eat too many pickles before I go to bed.

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