In the February 9, 2004, NRODT, Rob Long has a really amusing The Long View, "The Candidates' Diaries, Special Iowa Madness Edition™." Excerpt:
And Edwardses says to Al thankses but no thankses and then he hangses up on poor Al and then AL KNOWSES YES HE KNOWSES THAT HE HAS TO ENDORSE THEM ALL! ENDORSE THEM ALLS! MAKE THEM ALLS HIS BIG FRIENDSES! No, no, no, Al, don't do that! Don't endorse another candidate. They'll just drop in the polls and it will ruin them! No one wants to see you again, Al. Your endorsement means that you'll appear with the candidate and that will kill his chances. They're good people, good men, they need support, not your endorsement. NO! NO! I HATE CANDIDATESES AND I WILL GIVE THEM ALL MY ENDORSEMENTSES!
Your mileage may vary, of course.
Posted by oscarjr at February 13, 2004 11:03 AM | TrackBackThe Long View is one of my favorite parts of the magazine and that one caught my eye, too.
Much giggling ensued.
Posted by: zombyboy at 12:54 PM